We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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