I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
