Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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