why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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