Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize