Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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