BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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