hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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