if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so explain again why im purple
no
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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