can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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