$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
