Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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