so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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