If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
that is very illegal...i love you.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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