Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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