I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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