SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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