they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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