We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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