I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
