Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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