I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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