i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
