It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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