no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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