Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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