Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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