I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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