He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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