you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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