I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Randomize