It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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