Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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