Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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