some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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