Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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