he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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