woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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