they need to just BURY HIM!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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