I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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