the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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