Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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