come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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