I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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