my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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