you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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