the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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