Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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