I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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