Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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