I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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