I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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