i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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