am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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