he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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